Post your favorite quotes!

Darksyde's picture

try to keep it under 6 quotes, and please dont get angry if they are obviously ment as a joke.

1: if you can't enjoy yourself, enjoy somone else!

2: I have been called worse things by better people! (some lady on the street called me a satanist because i was a wiccan and this was my reply)

3:if less is more think of how much more more would be! (faisure)

4:It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you, But you do the same thing on an airplane, and everyone joins in.

5: I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.

A conversation between pretentious goths...

Goth 1: I'm so goth, my black is blacker than your black, I call it "Black black."

Goth 2: My black is so black that not only is light unable to escape its pull, rational thought is held prisoner for a short while.

1. Nobody can eat 50 eggs.

2. The mind is it's own place, and in itself can make a hell of Heaven or a heaven of Hell.

3. The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts

4. Lady Nancy Astor to Winston Churchill: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."

Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."

"Dingo:You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then...spank me.

All: And me. And me too. And me.

Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking."

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