Boredom strikes

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*steps up to the microphone*

*clears throat*

"Something stupid and inflamitory that will get people posting heaps of stuff."

"Cops a superior attitude, insisting you did not understand my point at all and demanding we return to the main topic."

"Something antagonistic, possibly making fun of your mother, followed by a lengthy lecture on why I disagree with your inflamitory statement."