Post your favorite quotes!
Submitted by Darksyde on April 21, 2007 - 10:58am.
try to keep it under 6 quotes, and please dont get angry if they are obviously ment as a joke.
1: if you can't enjoy yourself, enjoy somone else!
2: I have been called worse things by better people! (some lady on the street called me a satanist because i was a wiccan and this was my reply)
3:if less is more think of how much more more would be! (faisure)
4:It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you, But you do the same thing on an airplane, and everyone joins in.
5: I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.
Submitted by SwoopGuy on December 15, 2007 - 12:16pm.
A conversation between pretentious goths...
Goth 1: I'm so goth, my black is blacker than your black, I call it "Black black."
Goth 2: My black is so black that not only is light unable to escape its pull, rational thought is held prisoner for a short while.
Submitted by graveyard.crow on November 29, 2007 - 11:18pm.
Jailbait, because the best things in life are illegal.
I don't know why, that just makes me so amused.
Submitted by Darksyde on May 4, 2007 - 9:27pm.
lets do it by post, i got bored an broke my own rules i know.
Submitted by esquire on May 4, 2007 - 4:01pm.
Question for you Darksyde....Is it six quotes total, or six quotes per post?
Submitted by Darksyde on May 1, 2007 - 10:15pm.
i love that second mouse one, i always use it as an excuse to sacrafice my friends in airsoft/paintball.
You are the Messiah! i should know, i fallowed a few!
Submitted by esquire on May 1, 2007 - 7:54am.
Indeed, I think that was the cleanest quote that's ever spewed from his bill.
Submitted by Sa_Seba (not verified) on May 1, 2007 - 7:17am.
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
Submitted by esquire on April 30, 2007 - 8:13am.
Duckman: What the hell are you staring at?
Submitted by Ciaran on April 29, 2007 - 1:29pm.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Submitted by Atratus on April 27, 2007 - 11:41pm.
1. Nobody can eat 50 eggs.
2. The mind is it's own place, and in itself can make a hell of Heaven or a heaven of Hell.
3. The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts
4. Lady Nancy Astor to Winston Churchill: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."
Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."
Submitted by Sa_Seba (not verified) on April 23, 2007 - 12:18am.
"Dingo:You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then...spank me.
All: And me. And me too. And me.
Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking."